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Missing Wife

2010-02-16T17:26:00.000-08:00

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking mishap in the Bay Of Fundy, a Nova Scotian man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.

"We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife", said one of the Mounties.

"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband pleaded.

The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."

The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."

"Oh my!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her."

Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

The Mountie replied, " We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow!"

If Men Ruled the World

2010-02-16T17:21:00.000-08:00

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."

Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.

When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.

Birth control would come in ale or lager.

You'd be expected to fill your resume with gag names of people you'd worked for, like "Amanda Hugnkiss."

The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

"Sorry I'm late, but I got really wasted last night" would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

Tanks would be far easier to rent.

Garbage would take itself out.

Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

"Cops" would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops.

The only show opposite "Monday Night Football" would be "Monday Night Football From A Different Camera Angle."

Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

How to BBQ

2010-02-16T17:19:00.000-08:00

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - glass of iced tea/beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring him more iced tea/beer while he flips the meat.

Important again:

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

224 word Palindrome

2009-02-19T21:44:00.001-08:00

A palindrome is a word or a phrase which is the same when read from the

start or the end, for example the word wow or racecar. Or how about the

phrase; A Toyota's a Toyota. where ever you start they are the same.

You would imagine a palindrome is pretty hard to think up, maybe the odd

word could be easy enough, and with a bit of effort a phrase, well how

about a 224 word poem? here's

"Dammit I'm Mad"

by

Demetri Martin

Dammit I'm mad.

Evil is a deed as I live.

God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.

To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.

Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?

Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.

I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".

Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,

In my halo of a mired rum tin.

I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.

Is evil in a clam? In a trap?

No. It is open. On it I was stuck.

Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.

Be still if I fill its ebb.

Ew, a spider... eh?

We sleep. Oh no!

Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.

Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.

Both, one... my names are in it.

Murder? I'm a fool.

A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,

A Goddam level I lived at.

On mail let it in. I'm it.

Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!

A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.

Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:

"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"

Evil is a deed as I live.

Dammit I'm mad.

I promise you, bar some punctuation, it reads the same forwards or

backwards.

Marry Me

2009-02-19T21:38:00.001-08:00

These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : We are not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail... It's a bit long but hilarious

# - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha, I am single i dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha

# I want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?)

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)

She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated.

(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

# I am simple boy.I have lot of problemin my life because ofmyl ucknow i amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot

# My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT......

(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much, ain't he?)

# I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)

# HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY, WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TOLOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing)

# Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would bde called the lady of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

# Iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother
sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)

# my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! )

# my colour is black,but my heart is white i like social service

(Zebra..???)

Frog and snail

2009-02-19T19:32:00.001-08:00

Deer and Cat

2009-02-19T19:30:00.001-08:00

Playful cat

2009-02-19T19:29:00.001-08:00

Dog and cat

2009-02-19T19:28:00.001-08:00

Hippo and tortoise

2009-02-19T19:27:00.001-08:00

FACTS OF ENGINEERING

2009-02-18T13:58:00.001-08:00

# ENGINEERING COLLEGE :Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks.

# Senior:guys who got ragged as juniors &wanna get some payback..

# Fresher:guy who has to ask where the canteen is.

# Really Dumb Fresher:guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.

# Really Really Rumb Fresher:guy who follows the senior to the canteen.

# Ragging:the unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.

# Evasive Action: watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby.(No one run faster than a faster than fresher .NO ONE).

# Babe: after two years in Engineering,anything remotely female qualifies for that title.

# KT: makes you sucidial..

# Year Drop: makes homicidal.

# Revaluation: cruel joke..(results of review come after you give the kt exam)

# Principal: biggest idiot on campus. Unfotunately also powerful idiot on campus.

# Lectures: wate of time..

# Tutions: what you take when you don't waste enough time.

# Professor: person paid to put students to sleep.

# Vernac Prof.: unusal variant of pervious individual who comes packed with his own brand of english ("Now you check me your journal "."You out get from class"."Areyou understand,BETA"?)

# Practial : 60 to 90 min. in which you discus PAMELA ANDERSON'S assets,watch the girls do your
experiment,and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.

# Hopless Practical : the practial in which there are no girls in your group (simply look at each other,fiddle with the equipment,&finally copy the readings from the girls of course..)

# Fear: what u feel when the prof. who's signature you forged on the journal hesitates to turn the page..

# Irony : the guy who copied u r entire paper passes &u flunk.

# Crictal Calcluations : summing up the marks you attempted in the exam..

# Sleep: Huh!What the Heck's That?

7 reasons the world will end in 2012

2009-02-17T13:36:00.001-08:00

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7 reasons the world will end in 2012

Scientific experts from around the world are genuinely predicting that five years from now, all life on Earth could well finish.Some are saying it'll be humans that set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it'll be God himself who presses the stop button...

1. Mayan Calendar

The first mob to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things: Building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and
Sacrificing Virgins.

Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the Earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it's likely they've got the end of the world right as well.

2. Sun Storms

Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery: our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic, and it's supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the Earth with so much radiation energy, it's been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse, and calculations suggest it'll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012

3. The Atom Smasher

Scientists in Europe have been building the world's largest particle accelerator. Basically its a 27km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the Universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it's properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They're predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.

4. The Bible says...

If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn't bad enough,religious folks are getting in on the act aswell. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between Good an Evil, has been set down for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings..

5. Super Volcano

Yellowstone National Park in the United States is famous for its thermal springs and Old Faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple - it's sitting on top of the world's biggest volcano, and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we're many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the Earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.

6. The Physicists

This one's case of bog-simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berekely Uni have been crunching the numbers. and they've determined that the Earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they're claiming their calculations prove, that we're all going to die, very soon - while also saying their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 percent- and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.

7. Slip-Slop-Slap- BANG!

We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that sheilds us from most of the sun's radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call north and south have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so - and right now we're about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is underway, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches

The Sexes: Tough Questions

2009-02-17T13:20:00.001-08:00

The 5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man

The questions are:

What are you thinking about?
Do you love me?
Do I look fat?
Do you think she is prettier than me?
What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (I.e tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

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Question # 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

Baseball.
Football.
How fat you are.
How much prettier she is than you.
How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")

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Question # 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear." Inappropriate responses include:

I suppose so.
Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
That depends on what you mean by love.
Does it matter?
Who, me?

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Question # 3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:

Compared to what?
I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
A little extra weight looks good on you.
I've seen fatter.
Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

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Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?

Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:

Yes, but you have a better personality
Not prettier, but definitely thinner
Not as pretty as you, when you were her age
Define 'pretty'
Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

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Question #5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is "Buy a Corvette.")

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

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Also try not answering the questions by asking more questions or by buying her something whenever she asks some of these questions :)

post alternate approaches below :)

The Sexes - Cash from ATM Machine

2009-02-17T13:06:00.001-08:00

How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM.

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

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How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

25. Drive on.

Funny Hairstyles

2009-02-16T21:59:00.000-08:00

Here are Some Funny Strangy Hairstyles. Why don't you try them? ;)

Animals also have emotions

2009-02-16T21:52:00.000-08:00

MAN Brain and Woman Brain

2009-02-16T09:44:00.000-08:00

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.'

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much wil a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a female brain; $200 for a male brain.'

The moment turned awkward. Some of the women actually had to 'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the men.

A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the female brain so much more than a male brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the male brains a lot lower because they've been used.'

Cute bunny

2009-02-12T19:33:00.000-08:00

cute, bunny, rabbit

Marzipan Babies

2009-02-12T19:22:00.001-08:00

I am sure that you had not believed what you have seen. How can this happen?

Thought
you'd be as fascinated with these as I was. These are made with
marzipan.... really unbelievable! While some of the faces may look
"crafted" rather than "real", every detail is amazing, and the rest
looks VERY real. Be blessed and enjoy the talent given one person by
God.

Definition of Marzipan

Almond
paste: a sweet paste made of ground almonds and sugar, often with egg
whites or yolks, used as a layer in cakes or molded into ornamental
shapes.

Highest human towers

2009-02-12T19:12:00.001-08:00

How to Make Twin Babies

2009-02-11T18:45:00.000-08:00

Snake wine - a drink in Vietnam

2009-02-11T17:41:00.001-08:00

Snake wine (rÆ°á"£u ráº¯n in Vietnamese) is an alcoholic beverage that includes a whole venomous snake in the bottle. It originated in Vietnam and can be found around Southeast Asia. The snakes, preferably venomous ones, are usually not preserved for their meat. They are preserved to have the snake poison dissolved in the liquor. However, because snake venom is protein-based, they are unfolded and therefore inactivated due to the influence of the denaturing effects of ethanol.

A large venomous snake can be placed into a glass jar of rice wine, often with many smaller snakes, turtles, insects, or birds, and left to steep for many months. The wine is drunk as a restorative in small shots or cups

Body fluids of snake are mixed into wine and consumed immediately in the form of a shot. Snake blood wine is prepared by slicing a snake along its belly and draining its blood into a mixing vat with rice wine or grain alcohol. Snake bile wine is done through a similar method by using the contents of the gall bladder. Snake meat, liver, and skin can be prepared to accompany the drinks

My time's up?

2009-02-11T17:35:00.001-08:00

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to
the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked 'Is my time up?'

God said, 'No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and
8 days to live.'

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, 'I thought you
said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from
out of the path of the ambulance?'

(You'll love this)

- God replied: 'I didn't recognize you.'

the problem with girls :)

2009-02-11T17:32:00.001-08:00

The problems with GIRLS:

If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are IN LOVE with her;

If u Don't, she says u are PROUD.

If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET,! she says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than her, she'll lose FACE;

If she's Smarter than u, she is GREAT.

If u don't Love her, she tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love her, she will try to LEAVE u .(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with her., she says! u don't Love her;

If u do!! she says u are CHEAP.

If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, she says that u don't TRUST her.

If u SCOLD her, u are like a CHACHA to her;

If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If she BREAKS hers, she is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD BOY;

If she SMOKES, she is a GENTLELADY.

If u do WELL in your exams, she says it's LUCK;

If she does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT her, u are CRUEL;

If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to girls, they will swear that it's not

true.......

but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

SEND THIS TO GIRLS OUT THERE ANYWAY...

Send it to boys also, gives them some laughter ...

Words to remember for a while

Boys are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the

tree. The girls don't want to reach for the good ones because

they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead they just get

the rotten apples that are on the ground, that aren't as good, but

easy.

So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with

them, when in reality, they are amazing. That is why we just have

to be a little patient and the right girl, the one who takes a

chance to find the good, right apple, will come someday.....

Shots from the Edge: Fire, Earth, Water & Air

2009-02-11T17:28:00.001-08:00

Photographer Tumanc takes photographs at the limits – at points where opposing forces meet, complementing or conflicting with each another. Humans encounter the elements in spectacular style, and unless they play nature's game they're rendered insignificant by a greater might. The different elements meet one another too, earth, water, fire and air clashing and creating magical effects.

This series of photos was taken in Pacifica, CA and Hawaii, where two of the natural world's most breathtaking phenomena appear near the peak of their powers. The ocean's waves are rarely more potent than when breaking off the Pacific shoreline…

…And lava is seldom as impressive as when it issues from one of Hawaii's intensely active volcanoes. What could be more dramatic, then, than the sight of molten rock churning out into the waiting waves?

Even more incredible is the fact that surfers in Hawaii are known to brave the waves a matter of metres from where the lava is entering the ocean and literally boiling the water. As if being smashed and potentially sunk for good were not exciting enough, these adrenaline junkies want to throw a bit of red-hot volcanic emissions into the mix.

Hawaii's lava flows are some of the largest on earth, so it's perhaps no surprise that some of them have reached the coastline, expanding the very limits of the island. No surprise either that surges of lava have overwhelmed the land so tenuously owned by people and destroyed properties, as well as whole towns, such as Kalapana in 1990.

Yes, in the Pacific the power of nature is manifest for all to see and feel. Earth meets fire. Fire meets water. Water meets air. Air meets earth.

Evolution of Greek Dance

2009-02-05T21:35:00.001-08:00

Iraq Army Training - Funny

2009-02-04T18:18:00.002-08:00

Bud Light Ad The Porno Guy - Hilarious

2009-02-04T18:18:00.001-08:00

Cola mixes with Mentos - explosive

2009-02-04T14:43:00.000-08:00

Water - the wonder Medicine

2009-02-04T08:45:00.001-08:00

DRINK WATER ON EMPTY STOMACH

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore, scientific tests have proven a its value. We publish below a description of use of water for our readers. For old and serious diseases as well as modern illnesses the water treatment had been found successful by a Japanese medical society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache, body ache, heart system, arthritis, fast heart beat, epilepsy, excess fatness, bronchitis asthma, TB, meningitis, kidney and urine diseases, vomiting, gastritis, diarrhea, piles, diabetes, constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT

1.. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml glasses of water

2.. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute

3.. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.

4.. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything for 2 hours

5.. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to 4 glasses per day.

6.. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/ reduce main diseases:

1.. High Blood Pressure - 30 days

2.. Gastric - 10 days

3.. Diabetes - 30 days

4.. Constipation - 10 days

5.. Cancer - 180 days

6.. TB - 90 days

7.. Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week, and from 2nd week onwards - daily.

This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment you may have to urinate a few times.

It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.
Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.

This makes sense .. The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals ...not cold water. Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.

It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.

Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting.

Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.

You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.

Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.

60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.

Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.

career builder ads - funny

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Dog Drives car - Funny beer Ad

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Beer Ad - Funny - Girl falls off

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Budlite ad - Funny

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Funny Ad - auction

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Funny Baby Dance - Knows all US States

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